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Todd Littleton

No Earthquake . . . Oops . . .

Last week I received a hand delivered letter from God the Father from Joanne. Now I was always taught that the veracity of a prophecy depended on it coming to pass. Someone purporting to hear from God asserted the New Madrid Earthquake would break our nation apart on February 8, 2011. Here are three possibilities for this miscue.

  • Joanne was listening to someone else who claims to be God the Father.
  • God the Father gave Joanne the wrong date.
  • Someone was terribly bored last Monday between snow storms in Oklahoma.

    • I go with the last. This is what you get in an extremely conservative state between apocalyptic snow storms. You cannot make this stuff up.

    This calls for surveillance cameras honed in on my mailbox!

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    Todd Littleton: Husband to Patty. Daddy to Kimberly and Tommie. Grandpa Doc to Cohen, Max, Fox, and Marlee. Pastor to Snow Hill Baptist Church. Graduate of Oklahoma Baptist University and Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. Reading. Photography. Golf. Colorado. Jeeping. Friend. <i><b>The views and opinions expressed here are my own and should not be construed as representing the corporate views of the church I pastor.</i></b>
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