Last week I received a hand delivered letter from God the Father from Joanne. Now I was always taught that the veracity of a prophecy depended on it coming to pass. Someone purporting to hear from God asserted the New Madrid Earthquake would break our nation apart on February 8, 2011. Here are three possibilities for this miscue.
I go with the last. This is what you get in an extremely conservative state between apocalyptic snow storms. You cannot make this stuff up.
This calls for surveillance cameras honed in on my mailbox!